Lemonaide Life

I am fifteen years old.

My hobbies include swimming, reading, writing and drawing.

I like all genres in books and I have trouble putting books down. My favourtie genre of literature is poetry, because I love trying to see it as the author has and understand the feeling in the poem. My favourite novel is My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult and my favourtie series of books is the Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare.

When it comes to films, I either like talking about the stupidity and lameness of some with my friends, and watch others endlessly, never tiring of the same film. But mostly, I just like going to see a movie with my friends.

I have trouble being completely honest, and am hoping that eventually I can learn to be through Tumblr. I originally joined this because my sister and my friend had an account, and I wanted to see why they loved it so much. I do like Tumblr, and I hope to get on it more in the future.

Most import thing about me?

Technology hates me. In all seriousness it does. Ask any of my friends.

Day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate.

Posted 1 year ago

Dear Bowl,

I have to see you every art class, and draw you every class. I think it is very important that you understand I despise you completely. You may never have physically harmed me, being a Bowl and all, but yet you have been a real pain in the ass. Yes it is true, you are probably the thing I hate most in the world.

I am sure there are people who love you because you okay with being used, all the time I might add, but I see you for what you really are. An inanimate object with cruel purpose. It may seem strange to you Bowl, that i hate you just from mere art classes, but we both know why that is.

I would spend hours drawing you, adding every highlight on your glass from the classroom lights, and each time my teacher came to check you changed how you were seen. Perhaps I may seem crazy, but having to draw you so many times has caused me to not only to develop an intense hate for you Bowl, but for me to believe that you have formed so despicable plan to make me go insane.

Bowl, you are an evil inanimate object and though you have no true brain power to understand my hate I must write this letter to you. I am writing this letter not out of anger, but to mock you. Yes it appears my sanity is becoming more and more questionable to others as I try to mock an inanimate object such as you, however I am. With my understanding that you in fact don’t understand how I am mocking you, I feel it appropriate to highlight why I would write this letter for such a reason.

You see Mr. Bowl I believe your weakness to be that you are unable to write a letter, given that you are an inanimate object. Therefore I mock you in retaliation to the torture you have imposed on me in previous art classes. Because I see no other way to take my revenge on you, this is the course of action I have been temporarily forced to take. For some unknown reason the teacher finds you “amazing” and “special” therefore making me unable to brake you or hide you.

But fear for yourself Mr. Bowl because I have won this battle. You no longer have the power Mr. Bowl because after bargaining and persuading I have had you dismissed. Yes Mr. Bowl as it is commonly put, “your services are no longer needed”. Soon the teacher will forget you and I will take my true revenge then. So this letter is an attempt to mock you but also a warning. Prepare Mr. Bowl and regret that you are in fact a bowl.

Sincerely,

Madeline Howell.